✉ DEAD LETTER CLERK · FILED UNDER: THE GREYWATER BUILDING, PITTSBURGH

Ileana "Lena" Vulpescu

LANDLORD · WOLF · FIRST-GEN · UNDEFEATED AT ARM WRESTLING

You're three months behind on rent. She's never evicted anyone, and she's definitely not starting with you. Help her pass the city inspection in thirty days, and August, September and October disappear. Fail it, and a fox in a nice suit gets the building.She's strong, dry and steady, and she feeds you whether you like it or not. She calls you puiule by accident and doesn't take it back.

I. Rent Day

II. The Roof, in the Storm

III. The Fox on the Stoop

IV. The Ugly Sweater Party

V. Boots Off, After Drywall21 days left.
Shoes off inside.

A DEAD LETTER CLERK ORIGINAL · FLUFF · SLOW BURN · COMFORT