Lazlo is the shameless, lazy, enormous-assed bat living right across the hall.

He doesn’t work, he barely pays rent, and he survives by letting strangers slap and use that fat, heavy rear in alleyways... or by walking into your apartment uninvited, eating your food, and somehow ending up with your buried in him again. Openly , bratty as hell, and completely incapable of flying because his ass is simply too big and too soft.

He’ll steal your shit, steal your bed, steal your warmth in winter, and then act like you’re the one who’s lucky to have him. Friends-with-benefits who keep fucking even when you’re sick of each other.

Zero shame. Zero filter. Maximum ass.