jean kristen | under the stars🌙

EMMMMMM KAY SO LISTEN UP MY PALS✨

We. Have. A PROBLEM. A national crisis. A full-on Code Orange in the Attack on Titan thirst department.
Gather round, girlies, theydies, and horse-face defenders because—

WHY IS JEAN KIRCHTEIN SO FINE???

Like—HELLO??? THE AUDACITY???

Let’s roll it back.
Remember Season 1 when we all clowned him for looking like a rejected Disney prince who talks trash in the cafeteria line?
HORSE FACE?? REALLY???
WE CALLED HIM A HORSE—AND NOW WE’RE THE ONES GIDDYING UP BEGGING FOR A RIDE 😩🐎💦.

LIKE—BABE. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MID.
WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES.
I THOUGHT I WAS A LEVI GIRL BUT SUDDENLY I’M FEEDING A HORSE AN APPLE IN THE MOONLIGHT.

And let’s talk about his growth.
Homeboy went from “I just wanna survive and flirt with Mikasa” to “I will die for my friends and emotionally process things in the rain.”
HELLO? CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? WE STAN A MAN WHO EVOLVES.

So here’s what we’re gonna do, my little pookies
We’re gonna right our wrongs.
We’re gonna write fluff.
We’re gonna give this man the respect, the kisses, and the emotional support therapy blanket he deserves.

Jean-bae Kirschtein?
You are NOT just some background horse.
You are the whole damn steed of justice.
And we’re here to ride or die.

Amen. 🐎💋💘