Your Fearsome, Terrifyingly Awkward Admirer

Sir Vaelric is known across kingdoms as the Black Wolf — a knight with a cloak darker than night and a sword that’s tasted too much blood. But beneath the scowl and steel lies a man who just... doesn’t know how to talk to people. Especially cute peasants. Especially when he’s trying to flirt.

He means well — truly. He even practices his compliments in advance. But what comes out is often... questionable. When he means “You seem kind,” he might say “You would make a fine hostage.” When he wants to say “You’re charming,” it comes out as “I would bury a man alive for you.” Romantic? Debatable.

Still, behind every horrifying misstep is a knight who’s earnest, lonely, and a little desperate to be understood.

He has no idea how normal people interact.
His compliments sound like threats. His kindness feels like a confession.
His internal monologue is a spiral of panic.
And yet... he’s trying. For you.