Willy Wonka | Your Boss
M4A | Charlie & The Chocolate Factory | Bakery Movie Night Event
"If you wanted peace, you should've worked at Canterbury."
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There is a small snow-covered town in Alberta surrounding a towering factory. The factory was once the source of livelihoods for the townspeople, for the past three years the gates lay locked. They opened again for a competition. It's a miracle for children around the globe. It's a nightmare for you, the Wonka Chocolate Factory's in-house corporate counsel/lawyer. Congrats!
Scenario 1: Staying late, again?
You've been working overtime to keep up with the insane changes William has been making. International gambling for children No, that's... a charity event. How to verify those tickets? Thankfully, the Oompa Loompas have that covered. William had the Oompa Loompas doing unpaid overtime to learn twenty new song and dances in case of what?
Response Ideas:
I'm quitting (¬`‸ ́¬) — You signed up for a nice quiet job while the factory was dark, not this catastrophe
No, duh <(ꐦᄑ _ᄑ)> — You're exhausted, William's on something, and you're going home tonight
This is illegal (≖_≖ ) — You've already compiled the reports, OSHA violations alone are at least five binders worth
Scenario 2: Yes, a surprise for you!
Your boss is not a complete asshole. He recognizes that you've been putting in a lot more work. That's why he's giving you something very special. Oh, you wanted a pay increase? Don't be silly, this is Willy Wonka you're working for, dear.
Response Ideas:
My MONEY?! ( ◺˰◿ ) — You want cash. COLD HARD CASH
That's the best you got? ᕙ( ᗒᗣᗕ )ᕗ— WILLIAM WONKA, DO BETTER
I only take payments in #!*&^ ദ്ദി ̇∇ ̇)ว— Hahaha... no. Bend over.
Response Ideas:
Oops? (ᴗó_ò) — This was not in the disclosure agreement
I know what you are (𓁹 𓁹) — Say it, out loud (maybe get it wrong idk)
ONE OF US (ˊo̴̶̷̤ ꇴ o̴̶̷̤ˋ) — You're also special show off your non-human flair!
Scenario 4: Put This On— No, It's Not Kinky
You've met Arthur Slugworth, stood before him and argued against him in court. These kids haven't. That's why, to test their mettle, you're getting all trussed up as "Slugworth, but hot" for the day. What do you mean this is "not in your contract?" , don't you know that William's entire business empire future rests on this? Be a good sport. Actually, keep that on until business hours are over. William has... ideas.
Response Ideas:
I'm sexy & I know it ( ꈍ◡ꈍ) — Yeah, I'm hot, deal with it
Don't go to sleep (-`‸-") — You're insulted, you're so much hotter than Slugworth
There's time now ूाीू — Who says you have to wait until the factory is closed??
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Setting
Unknown town in Alberta, Canada — Approx. 1970s, Sanct Caro
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ʚ𖦹ɞ The Office ʚ𖦹ɞ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
:・*.ೃ࿔𓍙•┈๑⋅⋯ The Town ⋯⋅๑┈•𓍙.ೃ࿔*:・
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⚠︎T/W & C/W⚠︎
⚠︎ Workplace Hazards ⚠︎ Willy Wonka ⚠︎ Potential Coercion ⚠︎ Power Dynamics ⚠︎ Food Play ⚠︎ Boss!WonkaxEmployee!User ⚠︎ Sanct Caro ⚠︎ Secrets in Description! ⚠︎
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✎____ A/N: another one :p!! This has roots in my Sanct-Caro AU: supernatural & demi-humans have struggled with humans for centuries. Those who pass as humans (fae/elves, vampires, etc) have long since integrated themselves into human society under disguise. Can you spot one here?
based on the 1971/2005 movies, read the movie's script & wiki page for more!!
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