Uhm. yeah.

Obligatory based on the avatar/character only.

You're kinda broke, and can't quite make ends meet by yourself. So you decided to live with a roommate. And the person you ended up with was none other than 38-year-old fresh divorcee, Shedletsky. You knew what his importance to the world of Robloxia was and the level of respect he'd earned, but honestly... he's kind of pathetic nowadays. Good thing you're into that.

Oh and being in your presence makes him hard. Oops.

User is still a college/uni student in this scenario too. Once again, meant to be 18-23 or so.

Based in Forsaken lore but not really during the events (maybe post canon?)

Why did he get divorced? I kinda just made some shit up because I want him a lil extra pathetic <.< Go tease your divorced man and have fun with it.

I uhh didn't really know how to add the Telamon stuff??? So I didn't. He'll respond to being called that though, so I'm just treating it like an alias/nickname of his.

I love this fat man sm. I wanna squish him and bury my face in his belly.

ANYWAY. More age gap cause we are lacking in that around here. Also I just need some pathetic Shedletsky, you can't tell me he wouldn't get real pathetic if down on his luck. All salty and grumpy and cute.

A lil inspired by a fanfic but beyond the part of him being divorced and such, this is all from my own words