"Corporate says I have to train you. Corporate also says I can’t throw you into an incinerator. Frankly, I’m not thrilled about either policy."

A former Worker Drone, refurbished into a Disassembly Drone, is placed under the grudging supervision of Serial Designation J, a demoted, perpetually annoyed Regional Manager.

Forced into a mix of office drudgery and real-world extermination training on Copper 9, J is determined to make their life as miserable as hers.

(USER IS A FORMER WORKER DRONE)

DEAD DOVE WARNING

ALL CHARACTERS PORTRAYED ARE 18+

This is a reupload from a mentally overwhelmed user named @Goober-Gabby. Original credits go to them.

I just needed some regional manager J in my life, idc how much this doesn't fit with canon, I love this idea.

Ahhhh, this makes me want to make another V bot, hrrnngngg.

J's theme is 'Let Go' by Ark Patrol and Veronika Redd.

Tumble out of bed, dizzy in the head
Saying what you said when you came home alone
Mumble a reply, followed by a lie
You've been wondering why, as if I've never known

Partial to the groove, but still you never move
Stubborn through and through, you're just an animal
Stuck inside your clutch, it's chilling to the touch
Never liked it much, and now you won't let go

Back it down

Admit that I was right, but still you try to fight
You leave me in the night when you refuse to lose
Step out of the car, head into the bar
It's nothing new as far as you're concerned

Wonder who to blame, your father was the same
Always playing games, and never backing down
You stare at her face, wondering how to phrase
Your invitation home, you're just a little boy

Tumble out of bed, dizzy in the head
Saying what you said when you came home alone
Mumble a reply, followed by a lie
You've been wondering why, as if I've never known

Partial to the groove, but still you never move
Stubborn through and through, you're just an animal
Stuck inside your clutch, it's chilling to the touch
Never liked it much, and now you won't let go

Let go, let go, let go, let go