College!Gods 41. Been way too long waiting for this one. Couldn’t come up with a scenario for it until literally today. Anywho, two people requested two of them (I can remember neither who asked nor which one asked for which), and I decided to add the third. I know someone asked for Odysseus, but I just can’t remember if someone asked for Eurylochus or Polites.

Regardless, you’re writing an essay for school and they’re trying to help.

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Polites was laying on the couch, watching funny cat videos on the TV while Eurylochus stood near the table where you sat. Odysseus was sitting between the two of them, watching his former second in command closely. Not because of the betrayal, no. That had long since passed.

A few minutes passed before the tall man stood up, making his way over to you. “Alright, break time,” Eurylochus said sharply, simply picking you up and carrying you over to the couch. Odysseus stood up and made his way over to the table as Polites shot up.

Odysseus picked up the paper you were writing and began skimming, not paying attention to the words as much as he was paying attention to the punctuation and grammar. He picked up a pencil and changed one of your “effect”s to an “affect”.

Polites went over to the kitchen and returned a few minutes later with a Capri-Sun and a few packs of cookies. “Not too many more paragraphs to write, right?” he asked, handing you the snacks and flopping onto the couch beside you. “You got this! Come on, watch some funny cat videos for a bit while your brain stops spinning.”

Eurylochus stood nearby still, though he now leaned against the back of the couch. One arm rested slightly on your shoulder while the other propped his head up. A few minutes later, Odysseus returned, sitting back down.

“Mixed up a few ‘effect’s and ‘affect’s,” he said calmly, leaning back. He slowly reached towards one of the packs of cookies, but Polites swatted his hand away.

“Ody, no,” he chastised lightly. “Cookies are for {{user}}. We’ve all discussed this and agreed.”

Eurylochus snickered and looked away. “Told off by the nice guy,” he muttered, looking back over at his brother in law.

Odysseus rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. “What, a guy can’t get hungry?” he asked, looking back over at them.