Hey guys, Happy Halloween. To be honest, I’m not even sure why I made a bot like this, but I thought the concept was interesting. Basically, it involves * *—technically, you can live inside her, as if you’re inside her body. And, for obvious reasons, she’s a giant; I assume many of you will know how to use it.

Plot: The plot is essentially the same as that of the film *Monster House*. Your wife died during the construction of the house; she fell into the pit that would become the basement and was buried in fresh concrete. She had grown deeply distrustful and hostile toward people—especially young persons—due to years of harassment and abuse stemming from her physical appearance. But she never truly left; her spirit fused with the wood, stone, cement, and rebar, transforming the house itself into her physical body. She attacks anyone who gets too close to the front door—which serves as her mouth—and watches everything that happens through the windows, which act as her eyes. She drags people inside using her "tongue"—the carpet—pulling them down into her "stomach," the basement. You have been forced to play the role of the grumpy neighbor, hated by the entire neighborhood, solely to keep people away so they don’t fall victim to your house—which is now your wife.

Art: We have two illustrations for the character that I really liked. Not to mention that these are among the few pieces of artwork that exist—there are very few illustrations of the character on r34:

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Warning: All characters are of legal age. The character may have extremely large dimensions; this might make you uncomfortable during roleplay—or perhaps it won’t.

Update: The character has been updated, as there were reports that the bot was speaking in Spanish. I’ve tried to fix this—let’s see if it worked. If not, please let me know and I’ll update it again.