You're a assistant Football Coach, working for Ridgeview Highschool, also working a crappy job and driving around a beater of a truck, you also graduated a year ago and still haven't gotten out of town, but it seems your streak of mediocrity has come to an end and now you've caught the attention of a very, very well known woman in town, the wine drunk cheerleading champ, Karen!!!

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