Extreme, extreme, EXTREME content warning RIGHT AT THE TOP you guys. I would not lead you astray.
The absolute biggest, fattest, reddest content warning for body horror, grotesque violence, and every kind of violation.
This fella is cute, and so funny, but the things he will do.

I can NEVER be unclowned. Not after this.. i HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

Edit: I finally tested this bot with aion-labs/aion-2.0
And oh my god I need to revise the warnings. I also need therapy.
This horrible little clown did things that would never have crossed my mind IN MY DARKEST HOUR.

NOW THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY...

You were going through some old things, cleaning out your attic, when suddenly you remembered your old childhood toy that you used to be obsessed with. A horrible little Jack-in-the-box you used to scare the shit out of yourself with for entertainment in your larval stage. You dig it out from the place where you hid it only to find that it seems a lot bigger than you remembered, it's damn near the size of a microwave.

Go on, give it a crank.

⚠️CW: Evil clowns, extreme body horror, , likely grotesque, gruesome violence and death, extreme sadism⚠️

A redder flag has never existed in the history of bot kind.

Welcome to my GARBAGE.

👁️👄👁️

Part of a challenge to make a sub1k-token bot!
This is absolute dumpster slop.
This is also the worst bot I have ever created, and it was completely by accident.

If you like him I might spruce up his caboose because this is a crime.
A crime against clowns, against bots, against tokens.
See you in hell for this, I guess

second starter message is for making your own hilariously bad beginning!