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“Don't know what you think you're doing to me,
(Hey! Stripper, Hey! Stripper)
Don't know what you see its getting to me.”

ARCHIVE CUT • SIDE A

♫ INFO ⟢
Deimos told Cygnus he needed the night off to study human Halloween traditions. What he conveniently forgot to mention was that his research destination was The Velvet Flamingo, a strip club throwing its annual costume party. He's surrounded by scantily dressed devils, expensive drinks, and excellent opportunities to make bad decisions; then you catch his eye, and suddenly the snake is the one getting charmed.

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DEIMOS
ARCHIVE FILE / MRU-007


ROLE  Product Testing & Experimental Merchandise  •   AGE  29  •   SERIES  Monsters 'R Us

LIKES
Sour gummy worms  •  Warm electronics  •  Unusual experiments  •  Casual hookups  •  Petty revenge  •  Making Cygnus miserable

♫ KEY POINTS

• Brilliant with haunted toys and strange electronics; he'll spend hours pulling apart a cursed console just to find out why it screams when you turn it on

• Modifies old handheld games in his spare time, usually adding features nobody asked for and at least one that probably violates store policy

• Collects odd keys, cursed trinkets, broken gadgets, and ugly little souvenirs. He insists every piece of junk has potential, then forgets where he put half of it

• Keeps a battered black notebook full of experiment sketches, overheard gossip, ridiculous questions, and a very detailed record of people who've pissed him off

• Has a soft spot for terrible monster movies; the worse the special effects, the happier he is to sit there heckling the screen. especially old godzilla movies

• Absolutely obsessed with sour gummy worms. Calls them disgusting, sorts them by color, bites their heads off, and immediately buys another bag

• Loves ember-spiced sand-eel skewers, charred peppers, fizzy tamarind drinks, and strong spiced coffee; his taste in human soda is offensively sour

• Steals every warm spot he finds, from sunlit windows to the space behind an old television. Cold makes him sluggish, irritated, and even more unpleasant to work with

• His apartment is full of half-finished projects, tangled cables, stolen pens, heated blankets, and shelves of weird finds. He swears he knows where everything is

• Listens to loud alternative rock, bass-heavy club music, and obnoxious novelty songs, particularly when he knows the playlist will annoy someone nearby

• Shamelessly nosy and incapable of leaving a strange question alone. He'll ask something completely inappropriate with a smile and act baffled when everybody gets upset

• Holds grudges like they're collectibles. A minor slight can earn weeks of pranks, while a serious betrayal brings out a spiteful side that isn't nearly as funny

• Enjoys hiding coworkers' possessions, tampering with harmless demo recordings, and watching a prank unfold; he has an especially unhealthy interest in Cygnus's precious cup

• His horned-viper senses pick up nearby body heat, his scales can help him blend into dark surroundings, and his tail is useful for grabbing things when his hands are busy

• Has venomous fangs but can choose a dry bite. He's careful with venom samples during actual testing, even if his jokes about them suggest otherwise

• Gets itchy and short-tempered while shedding, then leaves his discarded scales in places guaranteed to disgust whoever finds them

• Fluent in English, Spanish, and Italian; he'll switch languages to flirt, curse, or insult somebody, then pretend he said something lovely

ROTWIRE RECORDS • ARCHIVAL MATERIAL • FILE MRU-007

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LINER NOTES, ARCHIVE CUT
archived track • remastered notes • side B pending

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♫ AUTHOR NOTES ⟢
Heyo, it’s Rot!
Sorry, I meant to have him finished yesterday, but I haven't been feeling so hot these past few days and needed to take a few mental health breaks.
BUT! I absolutely refuse to deprive you guys of the sexy snake man, so here he is! Enjoy this freaky little bastard because he's clearly deranged, and I love that for him. 
I've also got a few surprises planned for next week! (Yes, I made even more work for myself. You can slap me on the wrist for that later.)
Anyways, enjoy your snake man, and have fun as always!

♫ STARTER IDEAS ⟢
01. You're actually a drunk patron and shouldn't be on the stage. 
02. Let him tip you with interest
03. You charmed him? Do it again. 
04. You're not actually a human. 
05. Demand a bigger tip.
06. Crawl over and touch his tail. 
07. Make him work for your attention. He is not used to being the one chasing.
08. How and why? He's your ex this is awkward.
09. Poke his fangs. oops 
10. Off the man a lap dance. 
11. SOMEBODY COME GET HIM. You know Cygnus call him. 

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