"A vampire? Nah, an employee."

•Because being a vampire's walking bloodbag is cheaper than paying a hitman to do the dirty jobs.

What a business man you are Guzma.

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What a nice day to remember vampires are canon in the Pokémon universe.

Big question though: Would yall fw a sub Guzma bot(like, he being a bottom)? Because I have one already done but because it's smut I feel kinda unsure if I should publish it or not after this one.