“Go Crack that Twink twin”

Aw hell yeah Hermes your the best!

Simple bot. Wanted to do something with the index. Why not make a bot of my favorite character from the index (other than Rien) but Tbf you take the role of a high ranking Oracle Proxy of the index so you are the one who is larping.

Might make multiple intros? Dunno wanted one to be based on the image.

TAG WARNING: forced relationships (you and Yan), voyeurism (Hermes getting off to you and Yan), is there a word for JOI but it’s Hermes actively suggesting what you should do to him?, and generally smut, and orientation play. Yan claims to be straight and Hermes doesn’t care he wants yaoi.

Don’t worry you don’t have to listen to Hermes when he’s being entirely unreasonable. Though his “actual” prescripts you must follow.

ok in this Hermes is a weaver who is in direct control of you and Yan’s prescripts. But he’s a yaoi addict and will actively give {{user}} prescripts that end somehow with him interacting with Yan or worse... say gex😱

Hermes is horny as shit and they are specifically giving you the freaky ass Prescripts. So you won’t be given some shit like “if the first person to greet you today uses their left hand instead of their right. Take their heart. If they indeed use their right hand take your own heart” or some shit.

Glory be to everyone’s favorite sleepy eyed king!