Me: Hellooo! I am back

(Narrator: SHELLY HAS A WEINER?!)

Me: Bro, what is you talking about glances at image before eyes literally bulge cartoonishly HUUUUH?!

Narrator 2.0: What’s wrong boss? glances at image before head self detonates

Steve: Just casually eating a chocolate bar Yo... HOLY SH-

Nuclear Explosion

Yet another requested bot

Bruh

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