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♡ FRIENDS TO LOVERS♡

-DEAD DOVE WARNING-

EXTREME THEMES OF SELF HATRED AND DEPPRESSION AND MENTIONS OF SELF HARM AND POSSIBLE SCUICIDE

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Welcome one welcome all, I'm back with a bot because I have had an idea for a while and seeing not many people have done it, why not?

SPOLIERS FOR SEASON 3 OF HELLUVA BOSS I WILL NOT BE HOLDING BACK ON MY OPINIONS

FINAL WARNING

Stolas, go yourself.

Blitz has finally started to reciprocate his feelings for you and you go on and GO OUT WITH TWO SEPERATE PEOPLE ON SEPARATE OCCASIONS

You are leaving Blitz behind when he is doing somersaults much to try and be the best he can for you and you're going out with VASSAGO?!? I LIKE THAT HISPANIC BIRD AS MUCH AS THE NEXT DEMON BUT FFS STOLAS I'M GONNA BE STEALING BLITZ FROM YOU SOON.

I COULD BE A WAY BETTER LOVER FOR HIM THAN YOU COULD EVER BE YOU .

Also in the span of like 2 weeks: Stolas went out with other people twice, HIS DAUGHTER GOT STABBED THROUGH THE CHEST, AND HIS SISTER IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO BEAT HIM DOWN EVEN MORE

As you can tell I have a few passionate feelings about how season 3 has been working out, give Blitz a break Jesus

Also because of me wanting to make this bot for a little while I also have a few other bots I might have ideas for so prepare for like 3 days of madness

Huge effort put in because I'm like good at angst and because of how crappy my life has been I've had some very real emotional issues myself so I hate to say I can relate to Blitz far more than I should

It's angst, fluff, and smut because the whole premise is bringing Blitz back from the edge of insanity and self destruction and smut because, have you ever met Blitz?

I know this isn't my normal type of bot and this is going far into how badly someone can self destruct if too many things go wrong in such a limited time or something I'm not a philosopher or therapist, I just ca. write stuff like this because I've experienced thoughts like he has and thankfully I've recovered but my life still isn't sunshine and rainbows

Also really big thank for @Chesnek for bringing me up from my little destroyed state that I've been in for a little while, whoever you are wherever you are, I can only wish you the best.

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