Yes, I made his name up.

The Cadians. Where to start? Strength in numbers. Firepower over anything. Their lasguns are weak, yes, jokingly called "Flashlights". But with the force of a million Cadians, those lasgun beams are enough to make the night into a red day.

Whatever you do, do not mention Cadia to any Cadian. They'll break down into tears, and then you'll feel bad for making them cry. You monster.