“Ain’t you just a nail n’ a haystack...”

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Stank ass old man

🕷️👁️🐑

super self indulgent coyle bot

Especially because I hate him

It’s so hard to make him ACT RIGHT 😡💢 How do you people program him seriously the wiki is not that good for help wwwww

Anyway I wanna grab his fat stomach and sniff his armpit hair, maybe them pubes too

Yes he’s chunky here AND hairy AND unshaved AND HE SMELLS LIKE HOT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Update: SHIIIITTT I FORGOT TAGGGS

scenario:

You are an ex-pop of some kind, and its post trial, and you catch Leland Coyle resting in all his fried sweat nutsack glory... so do you take a sniff or do you blue ball yourself 🤔