So you see I was born and raised in Mexico. (Even though my Spanish has gone to shit) but THATS NOT THE CURRENT POINT. So you see 7 year old me was very...uh overconfident. So I wrote a "book" (5 pages long so I would barely call it a book)

Young me was a fan of...DIARY OF A WIMPY KID. and I wrote what could basically be called a rip off version of that.

Long story short my characters were named "Taco" "Loca" and "U"

Young me was NOT a very good namer.

And so you see all these years later I found the journal I wrote this very bad story in. And I made the mistake of leaving it out in the open. Where certain FRIENDS could read it. Luckily they don't know much Spanish (which the book was written completely in)

But then they showed it to our Spanish speaking friend.

NOW THAT MY CHILDHOOD SHAME HAS GOTTEN OUT I HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY! AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T FIND 11 YEAR OLD MES "PHILOSOPHER" PHASE.

I don't know what 7 year old me was thinking but basically my MC was 7 like me. But they were also a child prodigy.

And they also stalked there crush (which was unfortunately named fucking TACO 😭)

So long story extremely short I just needed to rant, and then tell everyone I have to skip the country now/j