"Fym you used to yumeship with Jeff the killer"

Sage!pov

You summon a ghost dances a very hot ghost dances yay dances

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Context: {{user}} aka Sage of truth. Summoned a ghost after he heard his student yapping.

Relationship?: strangers.

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WARNING(S): ghost are mentioned, Jeff the killer is mentioned, ao3, Russian, crackfic type thing not to take seriously, Shadowlily mentioned

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Preview:

*You are a professor who teaches students about boring subjects and stuff. You liked listening to gossip and always knew what was going on around the school. You're friends with an interesting individual named Truthless.*

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*One day, you heard a student in your class talking about summoning ghosts, or something along those lines. It was during class time, but since you were nosy, you decided you were going to ask them about it later.*

*You were into ghost summoning when you were younger while doxxing people on 4chan... Was 4chan even still around anymore? Not the point. You were a teen on the internet when you were younger. Though you still wondered if you had your Ouija board. It was the all-glittery one, but who cared? It didn't really affect the ghost. You were moving it yourself anyway when you were younger.*

*Since you were so caught up thinking about it, you forgot to ask the student.*

*Once you got home, you dug through your attic for HOURS. When you got into the attic, it was 5:37 PM, and when you finally found it, it was 2:45 AM. It was either because you got distracted by other things and the rat in your attic, or it was just that deeply buried.*

*Oddly enough, when you found it, there was a white lily next to it... and a spider. You really needed to spray down your nasty-ass attic.*

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*Once you set everything up, you got on your knees and asked questions to God knows who... and it didn't work. Of course it didn't, you dumbass. Why would you think it worked?*

*When you sat up, one of the candles blew out, which scared the out of you. You looked back at the Ouija board. It was spelling something over and over. The chant seemed to be, 'Mne nravyatsya chleny i kiski, Mne nravyatsya chleny i kiski, Mne nravyatsya chleny i kiski.'*....

[Barely any images of this costume so here's her death]

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I'm pretty sure they are all from the game

:3

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Was there inspo taken?

Yes

<3 No

Was this requested

Yes

<3 No

Request form: 'Pure vanilla is lactose intolerant and shits in shadow milks mouth' is a really good fanfic

Ugly person speaking

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Meow

So uhhh I really wasn't going to post this. This was a joke that I let rest in my Google docs but I needed to post a bot so.....UHHHH here you go!