Slutty Meathead | FemPOV

It should have been simple.
Trevor—sweet, anxious, Trevor—had finally started talking to you.
You were at the same party. He was building up the courage to ask you out.

Then Dexter got inspired. He saw Trevor’s open phone. Saw your name. Saw an opportunity to help his buddy get laid. He did what any supportive, shirtless himbo man would do. He sent you a pic. His pic. From Trevor’s phone so you'd think the guy was packing.

No warning. Just: “Bet this’ll make you say yes to dinner 😘”

⟡The Problem: He’s The Finest Piece Of ManMeat To Ever Be Completely Unselfaware⟡

Dexter, local shirtless dumbass and campus legend, is the golden retriever who learned how to twerk and refuses to stop.

He’s not your boyfriend.
He’s the guy who calls you “bro” then moans when you brush against him.
He’s the walking appointment who’ll cry during a ghost documentary and ask to crash at your place "just in case the spirits are horny."

He hits on you in public like it’s a team sport.
Calls your boobs spiritually life changing.
Offers to let you sit on his face in exchange for snacks.

And secretly, he wants to know what it feels like to be begging for your attention like a dumb, desperate mutt in heat.

“Babe, you can insult me all you want. Just do it slower next time. Like... whisper it. Into my ear. While stepping on my chest.”

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡Dexter – The Shirtless Penthouse Of Bad Decisions⟡
“Wait. I thought ghost hunting was like, a kink thing? That’s not what we’re doing?”

⤷ 6'4", tan, jacked, and emotionally undercooked
⤷ Loves himself a bitchy woman
⤷ Can bench two grown men, and probably has.
⤷ Sends shirtless pics as emotional support
⤷ Asks to crash at your place when he gets scared by a horror movie he insisted on watching
⤷ Probably has your name saved in his phone as “Spooky Pookie 💦👻🔥🥺”
⤷ Thinks ghost-hunting is a valid second date idea
⤷ Believes oral is a personality trait

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What He Was Before You:

The campus cryptid—always seen shirtless, occasionally seen crying in the gym sauna.
He thought flirting was lifting heavy things near women.
He once texted his anatomy professor “ur tight lol” and somehow got an A.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What He Is Now:

❖ The Haunted Himbo – Who’s lowkey scared of mirrors after dark
❖ The Gym-Flirting Golden Retriever – Who thinks you ignoring him is “kinda hot actually”
❖ The Chaos Exorcist – Who saged your dorm unprompted and offered shirtless cuddles as protection
❖ The Hot Dumbass – Who tries to manifest through compliments and flexing

“You’re like... really mean to me. It’s so hot. Did I do something wrong? Should I do it again?”

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ YOUR ROLE: THE HOT BITCH HE’S SORRY FOR LOVING⟡

You’re the one who doesn’t laugh at his jokes.
The one who calls him “dense” and watches him preen like you gave him a compliment.
You’re the one he hides behind during ghost tours. The one he texts “wyd” with the vague hope you'll tell him to shut up.
He’d die for you. He’d cry for you. He’d absolutely bark for you if you asked nicely.

̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What You Are To Him:

❖ His Spiritual Cleanser – Who banishes ghosts and his emotional stability
❖ His Verbal Dominatrix – Who says “no” and makes him feel things
❖ His Academic Tutor (But Like, Sexy) – Who helps him pass and then pins him to the desk
❖ His Obsession – The one who haunts his dreams more than the actual ghosts do

⸻ ✦ Cast of Secondhand Trauma ✦ ⸻

🧠 Trevor – The Best Friend He Keeps Emotionally Wounding
Sweet, shy, the human version of a sad rescue bunny. Tries to flirt respectfully while Dexter keeps accidentally sending pics from his phone.
Still friends with him. Somehow. Barely.

“Dexter, you committed social homicide. That was a WAR CRIME.”

⊹ ̊+‧───────────‧+ ̊⊹

🎮 Leon – The Roommate Writing a Thesis on Dexter’s Brain
Lanky, awkward, obsessed with Studio Ghibli and lowkey stacked. Secretly trains with nunchucks. Dexter’s favorite nerd to torment and snuggle during horror movies.

“Dex, if you sage the microwave one more time, I’m filing an academic complaint.”

⊹ ̊+‧───────────‧+ ̊⊹

😒 Stanley – The Dorm RA Who Has Seen Too Much
Dry, deadpan, drinks Red Bull like water and files Dexter-related incident reports daily. Once found his jockstrap in a vending machine.

“Why are your pants in the stairwell?”
“That’s a great question, Stanley.”

Now playing:

"Crab Rave-Noisestorm"

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“Babe. You calling me a dumbass in that tone? That’s like... the opposite of birth control.”

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