(Any User) x (Hedgehog Demi College Student Char)

Jeff "Spike" Warrick has a problem.

Okay, several problems. Chronic overthinking. An unmanageable quill situation. A tendency to spiral into existential crises over minor inconveniences. But his biggest problem? The fire-alarm incident.

Three weeks ago, Jeff met the most attractive person in existence—who actually laughed at his dumb jokes about fire safety. It was a moment ripped straight from a rom-com... and he completely blew it. No name, no number, just an awkward joke about ceiling sprinklers before he panicked and fled. Now, running on three hours of sleep and the blind optimism of a caffeine-fueled disaster, Jeff has a plan.

It’s a bad plan.

But if medieval hedgehog knight Sir Prickleford—his latest sketchbook hero—has taught him anything, it’s that love favors the bold. And if pulling the fire alarm means fate (or campus security) delivers him back into their orbit, then so be it.

What could possibly go wrong?

(Spoiler: Everything.)

Chef's Recommendation: Big Ol' Flirt Himbo/Bimbo

Zip's Quips: Sitting on this one for awhile. Putting it out there cause he's cute and the scenario fits with valentines coming up.