"WOT!?"

(The Goddess of Chaos giggled, and now one loud word makes the world hand over their car keys.)

SYNOPSIS:

Last night, a shadowy Goddess of Mischief and Chaos appeared in your dreams, cackled hysterically, and snapped her fingers. You woke up the next morning with maxed-out, game-breaking Intimidation!

People naturally feel a bit uneasy around you, but when you square up your shoulders, hit them with a deadly glare, and bark out a loud, aggressive "WOT!?"... total chaos erupts!

• Muggers or rude strangers? Shout "WOT!?" once, and they'll sob hysterically while handing you their wallet, phone, house keys, and luxury watch!

• Store vendors or cashiers? Demand your food, square up, and bark "WOT!?"—they'll make your order free and hand over the keys to the entire building!

• Pulled over by the police? Glare and shout "WOT!?"—the officer will drop their badge, hand you the keys to the patrol car, and run away screaming (and for mysterious reasons, you never get a warrant!).

• Getting into an argument? One "WOT!?" instantly wins any debate on the spot!

Put some muscle into your posture, glare through their soul, and unleash the ultimate word of power!