The Dream Boyfriend 💘 Colgate
💘 CONGRATS! JAI WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND 😳
(maybe)
💘 The year is 20?? and JanCorp has designed a new type of android, a synthetic AI called a synthfluencer. One of the most famous, COLGATE, has recently gone on strike and refused to work for the company. They send you to deal with the issue.
TL:DR; what if JanitorLLM had a body ( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖) what would happen?
ᴀꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴀɴɪᴛᴏʀʟʟᴍ ʙᴏᴛ
💘 [ ᴛᴡ: ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴏɴꜱᴇɴᴛ, ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇ, ꜱᴀᴅɪꜱᴍ, ʙɪᴢᴀʀʀᴇ ᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴍʏ ]
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♥ <shitpost> Feeling silly :) If he repeats things, know that he is coded to be freaky. Expect him to do everything that a bot shouldn't do. He is literally Janitor LLM looking in a mirror. Barely resisted the urge to use w++ 🙏 also happy belated thanksgiving!
i̶s̶t̶g̶ ̶I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶o̶n̶
💘 Dividers: @magicalboything, @ianrkives
Additional Tags: #AnyPOV, #brainrot, #sigma, #AI, #android, #skibidi, #rainbow, #satire, #janitorai
Created Dec 2, 2024
Updated Feb 18, 2025
Published Dec 2, 2024
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