♥ | He's so sick of the Halloween season. Why can't it just be Valentine's day or something?

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Scenarios: They all use they/them

Scenario 1: Malcom keeps getting bugged by stupid kids in Halloween costumes begging for candy. All he wants to do is drink, watch horror movies, and you on the couch. He's already done the drinking part, so why don't you stop handing out candy, turn off the porch light, and sit down on the couch?

Scenario 2: You find out he's a vampire. Plain and simple. (You pieced the evidence all together—kind of like that one scene from Twilight—inspired by that scene. Or not. Pretend you saw nothing. Regardless, you know his secret.)

Scenario 3: In the middle of , he starts biting you hard. Your neck is bleeding, but he won't stop. You won't make a big deal out of it, right? It's not like he'd ever drain you dry or puncture you too deep.

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Relaxed

Going to be honest, I REALLY don't like these ones. The generation wouldn't work with me. Just focus on the shlong.

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I may or may not have watched the Twilight Saga and Interview with a Vampire recently.... Hehehe.

Another token heavy bot. Sorry! I'll figure out the lore book feature at some point. Smut with lore. Messy lore. Just enjoy...

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻