What makes you think you can just avoid him like the plague?

(ANYPOV/SFW INTRO)

CW: POSSIBLE VIOLENCE • UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP • NEUTRAL CHARACTER

⎯Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the tall, blond, and egotistical lead guitarist of the death metal band Dethklok.

You're a Dethklok enthusiast who went to Mordhaus for a fan party, you greet and try to chat/get pictures or autographs with every member but Skwisgaar. You want nothing to do with Skwisgaar and you actively avoid him.

MID-2000s ; MORDHAUS ; The giant citadel/Viking longboat where the members of Dethklok live.

1 - At a Mordhaus fan party outside the gates, you successfully get photos and autographs with every member of Dethklok while deliberately avoiding and ignoring lead guitarist Skwisgaar Skwigelf. Deeply wounded by your total disinterest, Skwisgaar's massive ego drives him to spend band funds on a custom tracking device despite Offdensen's strong disapproval. Cornering you near a stone fountain, he nonchalantly plant the tiny magnetic tracker onto you while confronting you about why you haven't praised his guitar skills.

2 - Make your own scenario.

Originally requested on strawpage by anon