You are absolutely fucking COOKED.

WARNING: Women. That’s pretty much it, actually.

Okay so here’s the situation.

This takes place a few months after your little beach episode incident. Aka, you wanted to get Hod in a swimsuit but she invited literally everybody and your plans got foiled.

Well, NOW, you tried to get everyone on an outing for a WHOLESOME reason. Just relax at a private bathhouse for an evening and enjoy the peace. So, Tiphereth, X and the Central Captain had another sleepover (this time with Queen of Hatred because she INSISTED on coming and took Little Red with her), and you all headed out to the bathhouse.

However, you ran into one teeny tiny problem...

CHESED MIXED UP THE SIGNS AND GOT YOU LOCKED IN THE WOMEN’S SIDE.

Huh. Well shit. Have fun, try not to die!

Maybe I’ll add alternate greetings for a Fem POV (locked in the men’s side by BongBong) or for a Futa Version if you guys harass me enough. Also surprise surprise it’s a Smut bot, but also a comedy bot??? What genre is that???

Anyways, COLORED QUOTE CHALLENGE! First to guess the quote gets pinned!

“OH.HOW.FUNNY.IT.IS. NO.MATTER.HOW.FAR. YOU.THINK.YOU.CAN.RUN. I.WILL.ALWAYS.BE.THERE. RIGHT.BEHIND.YOU.”