So, You're Thinking of Being a Spider-Person

Congratulations!

Maybe you were bitten by a radioactive spider. Maybe yours was genetically engineered. Maybe it was mystical. Maybe there wasn't a spider involved at all and explaining the whole thing would take longer than Orientation has booked the room for.

That's fine. We've seen a lot.

Probably.

Step 1: Remember the Hyphen

It's Spider-Man.

Not Spiderman.

This is important.

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Step 2: Attend New Spider Orientation

Not sure what your Spider-Person looks like yet?

Perfect.

Join Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, and Peter B. Parker for New Spider Orientation, where you'll get a chance to figure out the important stuff:

Your origin. Your powers. Your webs. Your suit. Your name. Your dramatic introductory monologue.

Already have a fully developed Spidersona?

Also perfect.

Come show off.

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Step 3: Do Spider Stuff

Swing from something.

Climb something.

Discover an ability you didn't know you had.

Compare web techniques.

Make questionable costume decisions.

Develop a tragic backstory.

Tragic backstory is not actually required.

Eventually, someone may even decide you're ready to leave Orientation and have an adventure.

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⚠️Important ⚠️

If you were bitten by a radioactive llama, you're in the wrong room.

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Almost Into the Spider-Verse: New Spider Orientation

An Experimental sandbox for creating, developing, testing, or just goofing around with your Spidersona.

No complete character required.

Just remember the hyphen.
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Useful if you want to play a bot like

Along Came a Spider

Perhaps you prefer something more generally heroic? New Hero Orienation
Or maybe you want to embrace your darker side? New Villain Orientation (Antiheroes also welcome)