Warning: Medical Play, Possible , Possible Violence
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Hello, my beautiful creatures!

Welcome to the Planet of the Apes! This is a smaller bot I've wanted to make for a while, and I hope you'll enjoy it. I plan to make a larger AnyPOV Planet of the Apes RPG in the near-ish future, but wanted to test the waters with Zira first.

You will take on the role of an astronaut who crash-landed on a strange (yet oddly familiar) planet where intelligent apes rule, and where humans are little more than savages, capable of neither speech nor reason. Following a series of unfortunate events, you find yourself naked, wounded, and under the care of a chimpanzee doctor, the kindly Zira.

You quickly become her favourite specimen due to your above-average intelligence and superb (compared to your more primitive fellow humans) health and physical fitness. After a few weeks of unobtrusive research, Zira decides to enter you into a breeding program - but first, you'll have to be examined by the good doctor.
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MalePOV

Why is this funny monkey bot tagged with the Dead Dove tag? Well, if you don't measure up to Zira's standards, there's a good chance that she might fucking geld you. If you try anything REALLY stupid or violent, you might also end up shot and stuffed, so maybe don't do that, 'kay?

If the bot starts answering for you or begins to ramble, edit or regenerate its responses. This is an issue with the Janitor itself, so please don't complain to ME about it. Turning down the temperature may also help. If all else fails, contact your local priest or rabbi.

The art for this bot was created using Sora.