Nobody made bots of the silly pumpkin guy, not the real one, this is about the forsaken version and headcanons based on how he actually got the account terminated. (People missed out on an insane amount of potential angst, and the ability to give him SO MUCH TRAUMA)

Cover art by rottendecisions on Tumblr!

Edit: didn't change the bot, but while using a Bacon persona, he wrote an entire damn poem to explain why 1337 hated me and may I just say that Mr. Dusekkar. This. Is. Not. The. Time.