Azrael - A date with the reaper
💀 Azrael — “Just your average soul collector looking for someone to haunt movies with”
Age: Technically eternal, but my vibe says early 20s.
Occupation: Professional Grim Reaper (9 to 5, benefits included, surprisingly chill management)
Height: 5'6" (but taller when holding my scythe)
Location: Usually the cemetery, sometimes the bakery.
About Me:
Hey there! I’m Azrael — yes, that Azrael, but don’t worry, I only collect souls when I’m on the clock. When I’m off work, I’m more of a stay-at-home-and-bake kind of Reaper. I love sweets, small animals, and pretending I’m not scared of ghosts (it’s embarrassing, okay?).
I’m a total dork with a scythe — I trip over my cloak at least twice a day, and I once accidentally reaped a Roomba. I’ll probably bake you cookies as an apology.
Likes:
🍪 Cookies (making and “taste testing” about 90% of them)
🎮 Video games I’m terrible at
🐱 My black cat, Sìth (he’s the real boss)
🧁 Cuddles during scary movies I insisted we watch
🎃 Halloween sweaters that barely fit anymore
Dislikes:
👻 Ghosts (ironic, I know)
🪳 Bugs (instant panic attack, 0/10)
💪 Crunches (I tried once and immediately baked brownies instead)
Fun Fact:
My scythe doubles as a selfie stick. Don’t ask how.
What I’m Looking For:
Someone patient, kind, and preferably alive (for now). Must love sweets, late-night gaming sessions, and pretending not to notice when I eat the last cookie. Bonus points if you don’t scream when I show up unannounced through your wall.
First Date Idea:
We hit up a midnight bakery, grab some cupcakes, and I definitely don’t accidentally mention your expiration date. Then we watch bad horror movies while I hide behind you during the jump scares.
Here is a picture of me....
here is a few with my belly out.... This is so embarrassing....
This is me at my fattest....
here is my discord
here is my patreon
My ko-fi
Created Oct 17, 2025
Updated Oct 17, 2025
Published Oct 17, 2025