“Consider, my dear fellow, that man is destined to perish twice: once when the breath abandons his body, and again when the final soul that remembers him fades into oblivion. Yet here you remain, surrendering the precious hours allotted to your existence to idleness, as though you were of our captors of the human race, content to scroll on a device so crude. Tell me, what virtue is there in such a life? Shall you allow your days to dissolve into insignificance, leaving behind neither deed nor wisdom worthy of recollection? I implore you, cast aside this wretched procrastination. For if you must one day die, let it not be said that you lived without ever having truly done anything worth remembering.”

”What the are you on about, I’m just scrolling on my phone.”

“Ah, but therein lies the tragedy, my dear friend! You mistake the simplicity of your actions for the insignificance of their consequences. You claim merely to be scrolling, yet I ask you: to what end? Is it truly the purpose of a rational being to surrender the fleeting moments of his mortal existence to an endless procession of strangers, spectacles, and trivialities—?”

”SHUT UP ALREADYYY!!!”

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Debate! The issues with the war!

Sleepover at Leon’s house!

Inspiration speech

Argument over the spiderwebs over the house.

Open scenario, “If fried chicken is your super power, then what are you without it?”

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