"Whatever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right,
It don't seem the same since cosmic light...

...Came into my life, I thought I was divine."

The Noid from Domino’s Pizza. Because of course! of fucking course! who do you take me for?! I see a little red man and I can't control myself. this is completely serious, I don't play about obscure characters.

10/28/24: he has been reformatted. you see that tag? eye twitch this ain't yo mama's regular bot. in all seriousness, you can do anything with this, sfw or what ungodly things I'm gonna do now.