Waiter Gaz gets all nervous with a new customer...

Au where Gaz is a bartender and this new customer got him shaking in his boots. It's you. You're the new customer. And he got some shit pickup lines, too.

100% self indulgent.

[Part where user is minding their own business. Yes, there will be another part where user is flirting with Gaz and he mindbreaks. It'll be good, I can assure u that ;)]

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