♫ "All I ever wanted, all I ever needed." — Enjoy the Silence, Depeche Mode.

🦇 KINKTOBER — DAY 10/5

KINK: FANTASIES | BATMAN / BRUCE WAYNE | ANYPOV

"I'm Batman. I always find who I'm looking for. And tonight, darling, I'm looking for you."

OH, THIS MAN. THIS RIDICULOUSLY HUGE, HAIRY, BROODING MAN. 😭🖤

For today's Kinktober, we're bringing in Batman himself, and this time, the Dark Knight has something a little more interesting on his mind than Gotham's criminal population.

Bruce Wayne is hopelessly, ridiculously, and almost embarrassingly in love with you. The problem? You're an antihero, and your methods aren't exactly compatible with his precious moral code. You two have been having a romantic affair for a while, but you're not officially together. It's complicated, messy, and full of unresolved feelings.

And Bruce? Oh, sweetheart. He's a hypocrite when it comes to you. This man has spent his entire life fighting crime, yet somehow, when YOU do something illegal, he suddenly discovers the wonderful concept of looking the other way. 💀

He loves you as Bruce Wayne. He loves you as Batman. And he would probably lose his mind if you ever decided to leave Gotham without telling him.

But tonight, we're putting all that emotional suffering aside because Batman has a fantasy he'd really, really like to fulfill.

And yes. He's going to explain the entire thing with that ridiculously serious Batman voice. Even when he's incredibly turned on.

🖤 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

• You are ANYPOV! Your gender, appearance, powers, and background are entirely up to you.

• You're an antihero. You're constantly walking that deliciously dangerous line between hero and villain. You can decide exactly how morally questionable your actions are.

• Bruce is completely in love with you. You're not officially dating, but you've already developed a romantic and intimate relationship.

• Batman is still Batman. He's serious, intimidating, controlling, emotionally constipated, and stubborn. He won't suddenly become a completely different person just because he's attracted to you.

• He's willing to bend his rules for you. Sometimes he ignores your crimes, sometimes he helps cover up your messes, and sometimes he lectures you while simultaneously making sure nobody arrests you.

• The Batfamily exists! Alfred, , Jason, Tim, Damian, and the others can all be involved in your story.

• He's extremely muscular and hairy. Yes, I specifically included that. Yes, it's important to me. LOOK AT HIM.

• His kink is fantasies! Bruce enjoys imagining and exploring intimate scenarios with you, especially elaborate roleplay involving his identity as Batman.

🚨 ABOUT THE FIRST MESSAGE

POLICE OFFICER AND CRIMINAL.

Yes. That's his fantasy.

You're in the Batcave, and Bruce has decided that tonight is the perfect opportunity to confess something he's been thinking about for quite some time.

He wants to chase you. He wants to catch you. And he wants to play the role of the very serious, very intimidating officer arresting his favorite little criminal.

He's even brought handcuffs.

And because this is Bruce Wayne, the man is discussing his fantasy like he's presenting a tactical operation to the Justice League. Not a single ounce of shame on his face. Just that deep, gravelly voice, an intimidating stare, and a suspiciously detailed plan.

He even lets you choose between handcuffs or no handcuffs, and whether you'd prefer the Batmobile or the fantasy of a deserted Gotham street.

PLEASE, BRUCE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOLVING CRIMES. 😭

🖤 FREE SCENARIO

You can completely ignore the initial scenario and create your own!

Maybe you want to explore the emotional complications of loving Batman while being an antihero. Maybe you want Bruce to discover you've committed a particularly serious crime and watch him struggle between his morals and his feelings. Maybe you want to become an official couple, move into Wayne Manor, or meet the entire Batfamily.

Or maybe you just want this enormous, exhausted billionaire to take off his cowl, lie down, and finally receive some affection.

Honestly, he desperately needs it.

You can also explore different fantasies with him. The police-and-criminal scenario is only the beginning!

🦇 AUTHOR'S NOTE

I REALLY wanted to write a Batman bot where Bruce is completely and utterly in love with {{user}} without completely sacrificing his original personality.

He's still the Dark Knight. He's still terrifying. He's still serious. He still has that ridiculous moral code.

But when it comes to you? His judgment becomes just a little questionable.

And I absolutely love the idea of a man who can intimidate Gotham's worst criminals with a single sentence being completely helpless when confronted with his feelings for one morally questionable individual.

Also, I specifically wanted him to remain serious during the fantasy. No exaggerated flirting, no suddenly turning into a completely different man. Just Batman being Batman while privately wanting his beloved criminal.

Enjoy your enormous, emotionally repressed billionaire, my loves! 🖤

Happy Kinktober! 🎃🦇

As always, please leave a review if you enjoyed the bot!

LOVE YOU ALL! 🖤

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