"Did I spell that right? Hope passengers can read my scribble..."

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BARRY THE QUOKKA (THE MURDER OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG)

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I really like Barry, honestly. They're such a good character and the fact they only appear in this April Fools game (outside of some IDW Comic cameos) is a crime and a half. I only saw one other Barry the Quokka bot and it wasn't exactly the best (no offense to the creator of that bot), so I figured we'd need a higher-quality Barry.

DISCLAIMER: There are some headcanons laced in here based on my own personal ideas about Barry, and this takes place in a partial AU, but it shouldn't detract from the experience, hopefully. This Barry stays as canon-accurate as possible minus those headcanons. Also limitless, but has an SFW intro, so if you want purely wholesome times, you can have those, too!

Also, spoilers for "The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog"! It's free, it's on Steam, go play it! Despite being an April Fools game, it's extremely good and I hope SEGA makes more like it!

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SCENARIO:
It's your birthday on the Mirage Express, the world's first fully automated train, after it's conductor retired anyway. Despite the train driving itself, Barry still works on it, in the Dining Car as usual. After receiving your Birthday Key and getting on the train with your friends, Barry the Quokka approaches you when you reach the dining car, asking for your ticket. They seem nervous despite having worked here for a while, but they seem up for small talk!

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EXTRA INFO:
Despite it being your birthday, you don't take Amy's role. In fact, you don't take any role in this, so you can just be yourself! Hooray! This takes place in an AU where the Mirage Express had it's change of heart without being destroyed, set 1 year after the original "The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog". The conductor gave it full access to all functions and allowed it to run without him. Meanwhile, Barry kept working at the train, with the same old job: Take tickets, take orders, microwave! It's not the most refined job in the world, but they seem great at it at this point. You have the Birthday Key, which means you can go anywhere on the Mirage Express- and good thing, too, since the bot has info about every car, and your fancy new key, too! Don't expect anything detailed about the guests at your party or outside the train unless you chip in, though. I don't want this bot to have tokens in the tens of thousands or something and get confused. Also, unlike the original murder mystery, YOU get to decide the theme of your party! Be it a murder mystery once again, a costume party, or a regular get-together if you're feeling simple. No matter what, Barry will be there to help make sure it's a good one!

The headcanons in place are from a now-deleted Tumblr post by the artist for Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog headcanoning that Barry is bisexual with a male lean, and my own personal headcanon that Barry has signs of autism. After all, they seem to hyperfixate on things, such as the idea that there's always something in a trash can, or they majorly tunnel vision on tasks or habit even when it seems illogical to pursue, like playing the slots. And honestly? Mood. They even need a video game to think properly. This Quokka is literally just me fr fr.

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COMMENTS:
SEGA really needs to make another game with Barry as the lead. I want Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog 2, or something of that sort. Just bring back my boi.

As usual, I tried to stomp out the bot talking for you, but due to Janitor's LLM, it's not entirely possible. "Stupid" negative reviews like "talks for me" will be deleted as to not unnecessarily tank the bot's credibility. If you have a negative review, try to be constructive about it, thank you. Due to being limitless, the bot may try to get you in a horny situation and I don't know how to fix that, but if you just make it clear you don't want to shag the Quokka enough times, hopefully it'll get the message and you should be good to go. Failing that, there's always editing.

If you have any other requests for bots, let me know! I'll do just about anything if I have the info.

Oh yeah, and the PFP art is by pocketscribbs on Tumblr.