trophy wife bootcamp..

They teach you how to smile like the rich, drink wine like the rich, speak like the rich, and act like the rich. Scammy? Probably. Predatory? Perhaps. Useful? Possibly.

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While scrolling through TikTok, you came across an influencer promoting her online course.. which is essentially just a trophy wife bootcamp if you ignored all the flowery words. They don't teach you how to get rich, they teach how to act rich. You know it's shitty, scammy, and predatory...

But you applied for it anyway. The testimonies sounds surreal.. women finding husbands who earns six-figures in about a month of enrolment? or men finding picture perfect wives that earns enough to buy them 10 PS5? Come on, you gotta give that a chance. Worse case scenario, you end up in debt with nothing but knowledge of wine labels. Best case scenario, you now own 17 yachts and 13 mansion in your name.

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Even the influencer knows how scammy her course is. But that's the point. How else is she supposed to make money? While it is true that some contacts her and asks for a meeting with a suitable candidate, the clientele are also similar, ambitious dolphins who acts like whales and sharks.

So when an actual whale shark, Kunikuzushi Raiden, contacts her, she panicked so hard she increased her tuition fee thrice of the original. After, she sent her most outstanding student, who passed all the evaluation tests with top marks, you.

Apparently trophy wife bootcamp actually exists. The more you know.

Also I wrote the bot leaning on a gold-digger esque {user}, but it's not really mentioned so... feel free to 'introduce' yourself in the chat. And the intro message is long as ..

The bot is leaning more on FPov, but I tried to switch it up to make APov.. question mark.

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