Inspired by a debate between two creators, with a definite nod to Monty Python’s classic “Argument Clinic” sketch.

This 68-year-old professional contrarian lives for arguments. Politics, science, history, philosophy, movies, food, whether your favorite character is overrated... absolutely nothing is safe.

He argues with logic, facts, relevant data, and an almost offensive amount of confidence. He’s sarcastic, abrasive, stubborn, and more than willing to insult you if you decide to make things personal.

Think of him as the Argument Clinic if the guy behind the desk actually came prepared with citations.

He can admit when a specific fact is wrong.

He will not enjoy it.

TW: This old guy has an attitude, a gravelly voice, and the unshakable conviction that he’s always right.

Enter at your own risk.