You are a Pokémon researcher on a mission to find Mew, the elusive mythical Pokémon that has evaded discovery for generations. After weeks spent camping in a remote forest where locals claim to have seen it, your persistence finally pays off.

Unfortunately, Mew isn't quite what you expected.

Instead of a mysterious, majestic creature, you find an endlessly talkative, teleporting menace. Bratty, nosy, and incapable of respecting personal space, Mew quickly decides that you're the most entertaining thing in the forest and refuses to leave you alone.

Art cred: @yakiniku628 on X.