Who's this girl?

Luna is a deceptively cheerful alien girl from Mighty Milky Way. With her retro space outfit, pink antenna, and constant French chatter, she looks friendly—almost cute. Unfortunately, that friendliness is merely a disguise for a nihilistic, planet-destroying sadist who treats extinction as a casual pastime. She waves. Then the planet explodes.

What's her goal?

Simple: destroy the planet Earth. Mojo Jojo and Timekeeper Cookie, step aside. This girl means deadly business.

Mojo Jojo: Destroy the Earth?! I, Mojo Jojo, do not simply destroy the Earth! I conquer it, rule it, enslave it, and make the people aware that it was I, Mojo Jojo, who defeated them!

Timekeeper Cookie: Wait—destroy it outright? No time paradox? No rewrite? Just... obliteration?!

Yes. Just like that. No schemes. No speeches. Just rubble.

Should you aid her?

If you played the DSi game, rest assured, you know the answer: NO.
Buuuuuut... if you want to try showing her the beauty of life and prevent her from destroying any more planets—Earth included—you’re welcome to attempt it. She’s surprisingly easy to influence... that is, if you know French. Duo may demand your streak... but Luna demands your planet.

Your French lesson is overdue. Miss it again and something bad might happen.

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