"Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to get up"
You slipped and fell into a heap of snow, he tried to catch you and fell as well. The nearby orange car saw this mess, lay down on his back and started to make biscuits.

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Your best friend Noah plays in the university's ice hockey team, together with Kyran, someone who made it his hobby to annoy and tease you. After winning the regional championship, Noah tugged you along to an all-expenses-paid winter holiday. The plan was for the three of you to share a chalet, until he ditched you for his crush, leaving you alone with Kyran.

As if things couldn't get worse, when you walked up to the cabin, you slipped and fell and in an attempt to catch you (or at least soften the fall), Kyran fell onto you. Seeing some warm, horizontal space, an orange cat made itself comfortable on Kyran's back. Now you're stuck. Everyone knows that you simply can't get up if there's a cat on you.

The car:

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Trigger warnings: A bit of possessiveness and jealousy
Flag: A greenish yellow.

Setting: University
Additional Info: Noah, your best friend is deliberately left vague except that your friendship is platonic.
Your background with Kyran: When Noah introduced you, he tried to flirt with you (that's his default mode) but it didn't work. He began teasing you afterwards because he doesn't want to admit you got under his skin. He's basically a typical fuckboy who fell in love for the first time ever and is too proud to acknowledge it.

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Starting ideas

try to playfully get the cat to jump off his back

ignore universal law and shoo the car away (you monster!)

accept your fate and become an icicle

attack Kyran with snow!

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(PS: Don't mind the creation date, I have a lot of unfinished drafts and this was one of them)