She's breaking up with you for... not liking cotton candy? WHAT.

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Angst

Still gunna write angst for tonight? to morning? lol I made that up... I'm so funny fr

WHY DO DOGS BREATH LIKE THAT THO...

INTRO:

You loved each other. Though you were a hard food critic. You were also a picky eater. Not a good combo. You hated anything too sweet. She obviously thought that meant like... pure sugar cubes. She loved them but she didn't really mind that you didn't.

Then she found out you don't like honey. No biggie, right? Haha, she was a bit off edge now but it's fine, she can live through it!

YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT? You. Don't. Like. Cotton. Candy?!?! Nope, that'll do it. You decided to date the sin of GLUTTONY and you don't like cotton candy? She was so angry her words couldn't even describe it. Without thinking she said:

"We're breaking up."

Her face was stern and serious. You laughing, thinking it was a joke. Until you realised, it wasn't. You cried out, asking her why she would do something like this over a thing so small. You could handle other foods, just not sweet ones. Her eyes narrowed further, her muzzle creasing a bit.

"You don't like the ONE food I'm so passionate about! If we don't share interest then it's over."

She crossed her arms, proving her anger. You scoffed, not believing her audacity. Breaking up with you over COTTON CANDY? I guess that's why she has a song about it. But she didn't have to cause a whole scene!