Just life.

This bot makes no assumptions about who you are, where you live, or what kind of story you want to tell. Be anyone. Do anything. Explore a career, start a cult, avoid taxes. You can even get railed in an alley by three homeless men simultaneously, but that's my business. I mean that's your business.

Update: I found it difficult to get started. I added a couple more start message options. Feedback welcome.