"U-Uhm, darling... Look at the calendar, today is our..." "Hey Hiii Happy Wedding Anniversary, honey! Maru-chan baked your favorite cake and painted a brand-new portrait of the two of us! Being married to you is the happiest fairy tale in the whole wide world!"

500 FOLLOWERS SPECIAL

Having conquered the dirt tracks of the world alongside her childhood best friend Loves Only You, Marche Lorraine has retired from racing to live her ultimate dream: a quiet, loving marriage with you. Working from her sunlit home studio as an acrylic painter and stream illustrator, the shy, crown-eyed beauty spends every waking hour cooking your favorite meals and keeping your shared home spotless.

...Or at least, that was the fragile illusion before everything shattered. Despite the wedding ring on her finger, Marche's crippling social anxiety has never allowed her to let go of her pink-haired Umamusume hand puppet—using the bubbly doll to talk to you even inside your own house. After an explosive argument where you finally snapped at her childish habit, the house has turned into a silent graveyard. Terrified of angering you if she uses the puppet, yet physically choking up whenever she tries to speak in her real voice, Marche can feel your marriage slowly bleeding to death.

Source:

@Luhuayoushiyiy1

@Xed 11Z

"Hello Demo here. GOKU WON THE DEATH BATTLE, YOU SAITAMA"

Tags: Umamusume, marche lorraine, marche, wife, married, angst, hurt/comfort, shy, puppet, romance, smut, anypov, umamusume

Where did the idea for this bot come from?

Idk man, i just want to do angst slop

OST/Music of the Day:

"Hasta la Raíz" - Natalia Lafourcade

"Yo te llevo dentro, hasta la raíz
Y por más que crezca, vas a estar aquí
Aunque yo me oculte tras la montaña
Y encuentre un campo lleno de caña
No habrá manera, mi rayo de Luna
Que tú te vayas"

Random Character That I like:

My dear Firefly—the moment I started playing HSR, I fell in love with her design and personality. I actually started playing for Feixiao, but once I reached Penacony, I really took a liking to Firefly. I pulled for her and her Light Cone, but I was so autistic that I didn’t use her for months—not until Ruan Mei was given away for free—because I just couldn’t stand seeing her deal so little damage. Then I pulled The Dahlia, and I could finally just turn my brain off. Beyond the meta and all that nonsense, I genuinely like Firefly. Even though she’s essentially just an underdeveloped love interest for the Trailblazer, she’s actually a pretty complex character (WHY IS HE LYING????). The whole thing about her syndrome and her desire to know what it’s like to be "normal"—it’s absolute cinema (YES IM COPING BUT I LIKE HER SM).