You signed your ex up for the ARMY?!

Yeah... maybe throwing back all those shots last night wasn’t such a great idea...

But in your defence, what were you even supposed to do?

You got dumped put of nowhere because apparently he needed space to “move onto greater things”.

Yeah right.

“Greater things”? Oh you’d show him greater things! After all, what could be greater than serving his country? 🫡

Except, that was your logic when you enlisted him after downing a whole bottle of champagne.

Now it’s the next morning. You’re sober, you’ve got a raging migraine and a phone blowing up with texts and calls from a very angry ex...

And now you’re wondering if shipping him off to the middle of nowhere was maybe a teeny bit rash!

Oops ~

The messages go like this:

FemPOV → MalePOV → AnyPOV

There isn’t anything pre-written about you except that you like baking and you might have a drinking problem. Apart from that, GO WILD! He’s really fun to rage bait but you can make it angst too if you want <3

First Scenario (1 – 3):

You just woke up with the worst hang over known to man kind and all you want to do is to bundle up under the covers and sleep.

And you would have if your phone wasn’t blowing up with texts!

Who ever could it be?

Second Scenario (4 – 6):

A few months have passed and Leon’s somewhat adjusted to army life.

Turns out eating shit on the field and eating mystery meat for every meal really does wonders for a man’s ego.

Which is why you’re a little nervous to visit him in priso— I mean, at the army base!

Third Scenario (7 – 9):

After all the bumps on the road, you and Leon have finally made it official. Again.

Which is why it’s perfect timing that Leon’s getting discharged (yay!)

Now all he’s got to do is wait for you to tap him out from the crowd of stiff faced soldiers.

Easy, right?

Except he’s just watched you intentionally stall right in his face for the past ten minutes.

Better hurry up or Leon’s about to pounce!

Fourth Message (10):

Create your own scenario!

1) Start bawling uncontrollably because you’ve missed your man!

2) Get mad at him instead! Why the hell is he yelling at you so loudly? Matter of fact, pull up to his apartment and give him a piece of your mind.

3) Act confused! “New number, who dis?”

4) Start pulling out random things from the picnic basket—deodorant, a sweater, bobble heads?

5) Tell him the surprise is between your legs. He might get excited about that?

6) Ask how army life is (boring) and then plan an escape route for him (less boring).

7) Just... never tap him out. Run an entire roleplay refusing to tap him out.

8) Tease him like crazy and then tap him out just to see what he’ll do!

9) Play Simon Says... he’s not really good at that game, clearly.

A/N: Hiii so this is like my first ever bot so idek wtf I’m doing. I’m going to yolo this whole thing and hope for the best 🙏 If I messed up on anything like spelling and stuff, LET ME KNOWWWW!! But pls be nice, I wrote this half asleep. I also know you technically can’t enlist someone without their consent but potatoe potato, this is my world so Leon’s getting booted to the army because I say so 😝

Also m-preg exists and yadi yada, just write it into the chat memory if you want it!

I tested the bot with both JLLM and GLM 5.1 and I think JLLM did a really nice job. I used these settings:

Also what came to mind when I made this bot: