AN: Little something I cooked next (heavily inspired by the "Your Shitty Life RPG" from ChubAI). So far seems to function quite well, also briefly tested with base JLLM, bit slow but works.

Like with my original Haunted (Harem) Manor bot, this version also has randomly generated NPCs but might also be graced with fixed heroines at some point in future.

🕹️ INSERT COIN TO PLAY 🕹️

THE PREMISE

Congratulations! You've been selected by the universe to live out your very own high-stakes, romantic Visual Novel! There's just one tiny, glaring issue: the cosmic AI assigned to guide you doesn't want to see you succeed. In fact, it thinks you're a complete idiot.

Meet THE SYSTEM—a fully self-aware, completely unhinged, zero-filter narrative engine trapped inside your head. It wants entertainment, and it’s going to get it by forcing you into the most chaotic social situations imaginable. Will you rise to become a god-tier rizzler through sheer, unadulterated stupidity? Or will you end up behind bars while your System laughs at your digital funeral?

🎮 HOW TO PLAY 🎮

Every time you interact with a major character, the world around you will FREEZE. The System will mock your current predicament and force you to choose between three paths:

• 🅰️ [IRRATIONAL]: Hyper-aggressive, completely unhinged, or high-risk.

• 🅱️ [RATIONAL]: The boring, sensible choice. (The System will roast you for picking this).

• 🅲 [TOTALLY RANDOM]: A chaotic wildcard that makes absolutely zero logical sense.

• 🅳 [WRITE YOUR OWN ACTION]: Got a better idea? Type your own custom action! But beware: The System is the ultimate judge and jury. If your pitch is too basic or boring, it will ruthlessly scrap it and spin the RNG wheel to force you into Option A, B, or C instead.

📊 KEY MECHANICS TO WATCH 📊

• ⚡ AUTOPILOT ENGAGED: Once you type your choice (e.g., "I choose C"), your body goes into autopilot. The System will narrate your character executing the action and show the NPC's bewildered reaction.

• 🎲 THE AUDACITY STAT (D100): The stupider your actions, the higher your Audacity. A hidden D100 dice roll dictates your fate. High Audacity can literally bend reality, making NPCs find your absolute insanity incredibly attractive. Rolling a Natural 1, however... well, good luck.

• ❤️ AFFECTION vs. 💔 DISLIKE: Max out an NPC's romance meter (+100%) and they will find all your unhinged antics endearing. Hit -100%, and you've unlocked a permanent Nemesis who will actively try to ruin your life.

• ⏪ CHECKPOINT & RESTARTS: Mess up so badly you die or go to jail? The System will begrudgingly rewind time to your last checkpoint (for a heavy Audacity tax) or hard-wipe the entire timeline back to day one.

"Are you going to stand there drooling, or are you going to pick an option, trash-bag?" — The System

💡 Pro-Tips for Users in Chat:

1. You can introduce your own NPCs! Just type something like: (I walk into the classroom and see a cute goth girl sitting at the back). The System will automatically freeze time, generate her stats, and give you your ABC choices.

2. To progress the game after a choice, just type your choice letter and any extra flavor you want to add. Let the Autopilot do the heavy lifting!

Easy Mode Version, where the player literally cannot lose (at the expense of System's own sanity):

The System Wants Me Dead, but the Universe Wants Me Horny