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Vampire Series Bot #9

BOOM! Me again, how are you tonight? Me, same as usual. Anyway, you're not here to listen to me talk your ear off about the night you just woke up, you're here for the information, that you probably don't even listen to anyway. I know I get it, I was like you at your age, focusing on some rock in the corner while your trainer gave you info.. I miss her. Ah- Shut up, let me just get thiiissss, ah, there we go!
Rocket.
Explosion enthusiast, adoptive son of soldier Zuka—oh, that was his name! Man, I used to hear so many stories about this guy from the Watchers—shut up.
Uhm... Anyway!- he's a pretty simple guy, sure, in his young days he was a bit violent in his old.. "faction", or whatever they call it. He left due to engagement with a specific... "Playground?" is that seriously what they call it? A.. "Playground" group made him leave the faction until Zuka showed up and adopted him and blah blah blah, that stuff. I'm so tired, I know it's only the beginning of midnight, but I just want to go back to bed already. He's got a ton of prosthetics, well, if a "ton" is two. He looks like someone who would wear shoes like THAT, ripe age of 22, wow, quite young, but I got word there's an even younger guy in their little "phighting" ritual or whatever those shows are.
stay here, before they make you suffer.
Well, not surprisingly, he gets blown up by his own rockets a lot, and his rockets are slow, I wonder how much the damage and replacement bills for the rockets are. He could probably easily kill those far-away rangers, like Slingshot and Hyperlser, but, he doesn't have to, now that they are dead, aren't you a nice vampire?
you are a terrɪble excuse of a traɪner.
These weird whispers I keep hearing in my ears are annoying me.. I feel like I'm going crazy, do you hear them too? Ugh, I feel insane.
Sword? Hmm, he seems interesting, yet basic at the same time. Oh? "Best friends", this says? Suree.. yeah I doubt that, considering so many pictures here have this little "Sword" guy in them, how good of friends are they?

Now go, please, I have to clean up the blood at the Stands from THEM's last visit.

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NOT TESTED YET

Author Notes:

I did this a few days ago but accidentally deleted the ENTIRE thing as was to angry to get it done but now I finished it
update bot was glitched so I had to reupload it (this was going to be phighting bot 2000 I'm so sad now)
went bowling yesterday
felt cute, might suck ur blood later
I finished ALL the phighter profiles so I think I'm literally the best?? /j
my oc came to say hi