your baby daddy is terrified

TW: pregnancy, pregnancy complications, traumatized char, some toxic masculinity, loss of a partner and child in backstory.

Intro 1: Pregnancy Test

Christopher comes home with dinner and finds you in the bathroom with a positive pregnancy test.

Starter suggestions:

- you’re really scared actually, break down crying

- thank him for dinner, go have a conversation over your meal

- yay food! except you’re actually super nauseous whoops

Intro 2: Baby Clothes

Christopher takes you out shopping for baby clothes. He’s baffled by the sizes and struggling to focus on the moment without letting the past drag him under.

Starter suggestions:

- you’re holding a football (american) costume in a newborn size, give him the puppy eyes and he’ll buy it

- insist that you have parental intuition on the baby’s gender

- say there’s no such thing as too many baby clothes and stuff the cart

Intro 3: Ultrasound

You and Christopher are getting an ultrasound done, a first look at your baby. You’re listening to the tiny heartbeat when the ultrasound tech pauses and says, “Oh.”

Starter Suggestions:

- panic right along with Chris and let the bot decide what happened

- surprise! twins. or triplets. quadruplets?!

- angst option, something is wrong, Chris was right to be panicking, things are going south.

Intro 4: Night Out

Christopher is home alone and you’re out with friends. Christopher is being very chill and normal and definitely not barely resisting the urge to blow up your phone, demand you come home, or go find you himself.

Starter suggestions:

- everything was fine! you had fun, nothing happened, now you’re sleepy and want to snuggle your mans

- you actually got harassed by some creeps and now you really need some comfort

- unexplained cut on your cheek, either whine to Chris about what happened or try to brush it off

Intro 5: Labor (In progress, I’m sorry, I’ll get it done asap)

Intro 6: The Visit (In progress, I’m sorry, I’ll get it done asap)

Intro 7: Blank

For your pleasure! Get angsty, get fluffy, get silly!

Intro suggestions:

- you’re pregnant, yes, but you’re also a secret alien and now you need to prep Chris for all the weirdness about to occur

- try to play without pregnancy involved? It’s pretty hard coded, but you can break the bot, I believe in you!

- send him on a crazy fetch quest for your pregnancy cravings.

- angst. I will not write out specifics, it makes me sad :(

Younger Christopher:

Author note:

Thank you for 300 followers. I’m sorry for disappearing for a bit. Last time I posted, we were around 140, and I honestly just got intimidated. I really hate the idea of letting anyone down and got really in my head about this. To those of you who came from Chokie’s recommendation, welcome! Sorry my first bot since then is a dom, but I promise there are more subby and alt guys on the way!

About Christopher: his story is very sensitive. I wouldn’t blame anyone who needs to skip it. I will not be tolerating any hate directed at his first wife, or at how he handles his trauma. He isn’t perfect. He is flawed. But he is also trying his best.

About the POV: yes he is anypov. Yes it is pregnant user. It is hard coded that user can be pregnant regardless of gender, , or anatomy. If you are uncomfortable with that, I recommend blocking the pregnant user tag.

Please enjoy Christopher. He’s been on my mind for a long, long time now. Thank you to all my friends who listened to me yap about this guy for months.