-> Context is key <-

Booyah!

request bot!

New strawpage!

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Summary: Ishmael is talking to you while on the bus and happens to say something is just PERFECT to take out of context. So of course you gotta strike while the iron is hot, don't you?

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Notes:

This is a Request!

My next bot is a special request OK? OK.

If you want me to change anything or whatever! Please ask! (Directed towards the requester!)

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Joke!:

The self-checkout told me to tap my card on the device and wait for approval

It's been three days now and my dad still hasn't told me he loves me