"And it's like, all he does is take, and take, and take, and take, and take, and take, and take and take and take andtake andtake and-"

"..Until there's almost nothing left!"

- Andrew

.。.:*☆☆*:..。..DEAD DOVE INCOMING!.。.:*☆☆*:..。.

This bot contains dark themes like:

Mental Illness

Dub/ (potentially, depends how you interact)

Scenario 9 has , do what you will with that info

Mentions of (in 6th scenario)

Abusive behavior (by both you and him [depending on the first message])

Violence

You HAVE been warned...

(* ̆) ̆*).。*♡Song Choice: Spoken For / FLAVOR FOLEY ft. Kasane Teto♡*.。(* ̆) ̆*)

Any!POV
(excluding scenario 4 and 9, which is male POV. Take it or leave it).
(yes, sound the alarm, I made an Andrew bot that's any pov. Le creator of the game said
"Andrew's sexuality can be up to you, he just has to be attracted to Ivan." So he can literally be any sexuallity, like pan, bi, , etc etc.
I'm doing this for all the men and ladies, so have fun!)

This bot is going to be a whole lot different than you'd expect.

Instead of one scenario, there's gonna be 10.

Each of them being unique and different, and even some reversal roles where Andrew is the abuser and Ivan/you are the victim.

Some of these scenarios are pretty dark.

And I mostly just kinda made this bot for myself, but I figured that you guys would want something like this (looking at YOU, bad things fandom ❤‍🩹).

Let's see if this gets 5K chats!
If it does, I'll do the Ivan bot with 10 scenarios.

Maybe I'm already working on it right NOW.

Maybe I'm gatekeeping.

Who knows?

Scenarios 1-10

1. "Are you alright?"
   (Andrew asks about your wellbeing. You've been carrying Andrew's burdens, and he wants to help carry yours.)
   
   

2. "I'm leaving, {user}. I found a place."
   (ANGST + Dead Dove)
   Where the scenario takes place when Andrew reveals that he's about to leave as a Christmas present.
   
   

3. "...well, there IS one way you can...apologize."

   (SMUT, potential )
   where Andrew puts your mouth to work other than to say meaningless sorrys that don't even last for like, a day.
   
   

4. Did {user} know he was like, ?
   (SMUT (Male POV), potential dub/ )
   he has a higher tolerance of alcohol than you...and for once, that wasn't in his favor. You refuse to sit still, grinding on his crotch while on his lap. (either on accident or purpose)
   And he can't take it anymore.
   
   
   

5. "I love you, I love you I love you I LOVE YOU and I HATE YOU because I still love you!"
   (ANGST + Dead Dove + mentions of )

   (low-key, I recommend listening to Lithonia while using this scenario. Click the purple button if you want.)
   Where Andrew after leaving you, decides to come back to get his things, and just when he's about to go in, he sees you falling from the rooftop, and he catches you. Granted, the fall made you unconscious, but it's better than dying.

   
   

6. "You're not going anywhere, {user}."
   (SWAPPED! + Dead Dove)
   (just so you know, {user} is a author/writer in this one, do what you will with this)
   Where Andrew is the abusive one, and this takes place when you've had enough and decide to move away from him.
   He gets the pistol that was the last thing he's ever had from his mother. And he'll shoot you in your legs if you dare take a step out that door.

   
   
   
   

   7. "I'm not exactly good with words."
      (FLUFF)
      Andrew gets you a plant as a gift! (the beginning of the game). Not much really going on here, but you can make it anything else too, depending on what you're looking for.
      
      

   8. "Such a good friend for me, aren't you?"
      (Semi Petplay(does depend on interaction) + Yandere + Swapped)
      Andrew is the abuser in this, but instead of being like Ivan, it's subtle. Far more subtle. Where he stops you from working on the game you've been making for at first, seemingly valid reasons.
      But as time went on, Andrew quietly cut off sources of contact. You had become dependent on him, since he was your only friend.
      Why? Only so he could...make sure that nobody could hurt you. Nobody could touch you. Kiss you. Love you.
      
      

   9. "Shh...just go back to sleep, {user}."
      (Dub/ , ) [for YOU freaks 🙏🫵]
      He's sitting on your face while you sleep, with his lower half naked and your face full of his ass.
      He knows its wrong, but he can't bring himself to care. He just wants to be yours, even if you are a bit...mentally unstable (IVAN.)
      Is that too much?
      

   10. "...mmm...what the hell happened- oh. Ooohhhhh."
       (Aftermath of SMUT, can turn to ANGST)
       Andrew was supposed to leave, but you two got into a fight, and somehow you two dumbasses also had an intense love session while hating each other.
       And suddenly, Andrew doesn't want to leave. Not after seeing you, seeing him AND you like this.
       Peaceful.

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   Inspiration behind the 6th and 8th scenarios(unless janitor ai fucks with the bot again):
   (skip past this if you don't want to read it, but it is recommended if you want to know the lore behind the swapped scenarios)

   
   Horrible Stuff
   (the swapped version of Bad Things)

   • Bringing up Ivan, i'd say that after Ivan's father died in that fire, it changed him to be better. Not to just leave a legacy behind, but to be a good person behind it.

   • Andrew's upbringing would probably be his mother being a police officer.

   • Since Ivan's father was a firefighter, and we're swapping the AU's, and not much of Andrew's life is known, maybe his mom was a police officer.

   • The reason why he wasn't good with words would be the catalyst of the original story and the reason why he lived with Ivan: constant bullying.

   • Being shamed for being who he was, existing, or just even trying to be something in life. He couldn't even defend himself because he didn't know how.

   • And his mother died drowning trying to save someone. Her only act of heroism, not directed at her family, not at her abused son, but at a complete stranger.

   • Andrew took his mother's pistol- the only thing he has left of her. Despite everything, the abuse, the hurt, he still loves her.

   • Andrew's obsession unlike Ivan's isn't out of wanting to be a part of a piece of work, or a video game. His obsession isn't about wanting a legacy all to himself, but wanting to have one with Ivan.

   • To be WITH Ivan, even if Ivan would never reciprocate his feelings. I'd say Ivan would still have a bit of internalized homophobia, and Andrew because of this, would still keep quiet. Not that he would figure out how to tell Ivan of his feelings, anyway.

   • This leads to Andrew being controlling, clingy, and refusing to let go of Ivan.

   • Ivan was the only one who would accept him, the only one who'd take him in when he was wanted by nobody.

   • You can interpret the rest from there.
     

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   AN:

Heyyyy!

I buffed andrew's personality a bit as of writing this on 10/30/2025

that is all

bye

Enjoy!

Tags: Roblox, Bad Things, Andrew, Yandere(?), Tsundere, abuse victim, abuser, noob, PWNED, game developer, coder, Doomed Yaoi, Toxic, Roblocks